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posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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Sep 1, 2014 / 130,576 notes

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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Sep 1, 2014 / 423,059 notes

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

Let’s take a journey 🍕👀

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Sep 1, 2014 / 4,820 notes

sighconic:

when people say they hate drama but they the ones causin all of it

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Sep 1, 2014 / 1,025 notes

sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

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Sep 1, 2014 / 214,682 notes

daeneryus:

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princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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Sep 1, 2014 / 202,417 notes

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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Sep 1, 2014 / 471,344 notes

parzival221:

shak1ra:

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oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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Sep 1, 2014 / 495,641 notes

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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Sep 1, 2014 / 590,174 notes

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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Sep 1, 2014 / 110,077 notes

barackfuckingobama:

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barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

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